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[bicth]

catch-all for overflows and etc!

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[bicth]

oh good idea!!
ill just leave milk out...
itd be nice if we can train her to fetch things for us



then u wouldnt get so tired getting up 🧓

[performs]

...
What is that?

( :/ )

[bicth]

its called an emoji


young ppl are rlly into using them in texts hehe

[performs]

"Young ppl" are you trying to call me a hag.
I'll have you know, there were never any reasons I needed to use them!
Don't tease me!!

[bicth]

im just explaining it?? im innocent 😇

do u want to learn how to use them??

see theres cute ones
💙🍧🧊🌊🦀🐳


unless u need to send every text like its an email forever

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[performs]

I do not do that!
This is how people normally converse through text message.

[performs]

😡

[bicth]

ppl who have real serious jobs maybe🤣🤣🤣

texting is about it being fast all that other stuff takes 2 long

[ also sometimes you literally cannot read that well so texting properly is not even posible.... 😔 ]

[performs]

Texting is about the art of conversation, that means we should be casual and express ourselves through words.
As tone is tedious, so I want to do this right!

( does she sound out furina's words... )

[bicth]

[ she probably has the phone read them aloud to her..... 🤡 ]

ig it wldnt rly feel like a txt from u if it looked diff......

so do u know what lol and lmfao stand for

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[performs]

[performs]

( noooo hella... furina would teach her. )

Yes.
Who wouldn't know what they mean?

[bicth]

[ furina her reading savior... ]

oh yeah??
then write it out im curious

[performs]

( they can snuggle and read rainbow fish... )

They mean lol and lmfao, of course.
I am not playing this game with you, wouldn't it be odd if they meant anything else!?

[bicth]

[ moe.... ]

oh my god im laughing my fucking ass off

aww ur so cute furina

[performs]

( one fish two fish... red fish blue fish... dr seuss... )

What's so funny, say I'm right.
Stop that laughing!!

[bicth]

[ green eggs and ham...

anyway, she thinks provoking her more may cause her to lose this primary comedy material, so she lets up in favor of eliciting more laughs. ]

dont worry dont get so mad ur right 🌟

so then how would u pronounce lmfao

[performs]

Luhmiffow!
Duh! Why would anyone not know this, it's said as you spell it.

[bicth]

[ it takes her a while to respond because she's busy crying of laughter, ]

wow so u really do know it!!
here i thought that kinda slang might only exist in syndicate

obviously u say lol like lawl

[performs]

Hold it!
Slang exists where I'm from, and that is certainly not how you say it.

( you know she puts that french twist on it. )

Wait.
Is lol like kys?
I've been fond of that one.

[bicth]

sort of...
though kys is more something u say At somebody u know?

u should try saying it to that stuffy guy the iudex or whatever

[performs]

Oh.
Then kys!

No, he doesn't understand them. ( either... ) The few acronyms that I do know come in handy.

[bicth]

kys stands for keep yourself safe so go on and say that to whoever
maybe u can make it into a trend!

dont u know any u can teach me

[performs]

( thanks hella, just thank you, she didn't need that. )

Er... Yes and no.
It's nothing you'd want to say.

( there's some modeled after her that she doesn't need hella repeating, so she'll just laugh it off. )

Wait, I have one: ACWB.

[bicth]

acwb?

all cats will bite??